Let me tell you a tale, one that happened many nights ago 3 or 4 as it were.
I was the pluss 1 to a house cooling, opposite of a house warming, if you follow me.
The first thing I noticed as I walked in the door was a tall fellow in a sweet hornblower coat and matching tricorner hat.
I tought to myself, 'That guy looks familiar.' later I found out he'd been crowdserfing at the alestorm consert and so there was a good chance I'd touched his bum.
I noticed a few people wandering around with massive flagons of beer. And me with no beer, imediently put my mind to work steeling one.
It wasn't long before someone, clearly not knowing me, turne